Girls Talk – A Wot So Funee Post

Grace has had us in hysterics more than usual this week. She is also starting to get rather stroppy when we laugh at her, which then means we laugh even harder!  I think I’ll save the best – and most embarrassing from my perspective – funee until last today!

There has been a few one-liners:

At the ice rink they sell Slush Puppies – ‘Mum, can I have a Slushy Dog please?’

At a public toilets (from the cubicle VERY loudly) – ‘Mum, the people in this place are bonkers! Not only do they put up two rolls of toilet roll but they also roll them up into long thin bits of toilet roll!!’  (meaning tampons!!)

Getting really warm in the sunshine – ‘Do you want to feel how sweating I am?’

Seeing that the local park is not open due to building works and some children walking towards it – ‘Those kids going to the park are really busted!’

Telling Grace she was really naughty – ‘What?! I am Ross’ child!’

On Sunday, Grace decided to play a game of schools with me. She told me that I was the headteacher and she would be the teacher of Year 1. She explained to me that I was a Mrs because I had a boyfriend and she was a Miss because she didn’t. She pretended it was break time and came to chat to me but was interrupted by a call on her pretend mobile phone. She pretended to have a bit of a chat and then, coming off the phone, she punched the air and shouted ‘Yes!’ Is everything OK? I asked her. ‘Oh yes’ she replied ‘I’m going to be a Mrs from now on. This man has been asking me for ages to go out for a drink and I have decided to accept. I think I’ll ask him to marry me!’

Yesterday we were driving to London. The three of us were having a discussion and Grace explained that she and Ross were like polar bears because they never felt the cold. Then she turned to me ‘and Mum, you would not be OK in the North Pole. You are very, very hot’ she paused for a moment ‘and I mean that in the heat way, not… the teenage way!’

Finally, one morning last week we were all getting dressed ready for school and work. I went upstairs first and, as Ross and Grace, got to the top of the stairs, I had no clothes on. Ross commented that he could see my boobs. ‘Yeah’ said Grace matter-of-factly, ‘I used to drink from those….it was horrible’! Gee, thanks!

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  1. May 9, 2013 / 6:02 pm

    Ha, love it – sadly I am familiar with the boob comments – feeding the wee girl with my boys in attendance resulted in lots of unexpected references to boobies…!
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    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:21 pm

      Hahaha! Thank you 🙂 x

  2. Izzie Anderton
    May 7, 2013 / 7:18 pm

    The boobs comment is hilarious – if she’s embarrassed by this now what on earth is she going to be like when she’s a teenager?

    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:22 pm

      I know, I’m just not sure whether or not to feel offended!! x

    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:23 pm

      I totally agree! 🙂 x

  3. Lucy
    May 7, 2013 / 2:17 pm

    I can’t believe the boobs comment!! How mortifying! Love the teacher story though… if only it was that easy!!!
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    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:24 pm

      I know, I am still not sure whether to be offended!! 🙂

  4. May 7, 2013 / 11:28 am

    Hahaha awww I think you’re probably hot in like the teenage way! 😉 she’s so funny, I bet she’ll chuckle to herself one day when she realises what tampons are.
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    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 12:30 pm

      Thanks Tas! I think you could be right – I’ll be sure not to show her when shes a teenager though 😉 x

  5. May 7, 2013 / 8:22 am

    She ACTUALLY said “not in the teenage way” and used the word “like” about, like, ten times to, like, say, like, it 😉

    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:24 pm

      Yes dear, I know! I’ve amended it!! 🙂 x

  6. May 7, 2013 / 6:54 am

    Bless her! The disgusting boobs made me laugh, but so did the hot/ sexy. I would have died if my daughter said that. Assume she doesn’t know the word ‘hot’ in that context, but maybe she does 🙁
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    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:25 pm

      It’s amazing what I find out that I thought she didn’t know!! 🙂 xx

  7. Cathie B
    May 7, 2013 / 6:46 am

    So glad you saved that one for last………………. Your girl is seriously cracking me up this morning xx

    • Victoria
      May 7, 2013 / 9:26 pm

      I had to save that one til last, I thought people would find it the most hilarious (whilst I find it the most embarrassing!!) xx

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